if countries were students
  • Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  • Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  • New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  • China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
  • Ireland: England's short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

chokinghazard:

look at the guy in the bottom gif

its like his soul has finally come back to its body

I was going to reblog this anyway because it was funny enough on its own

but that guy

(Source: jaredspadalecki, via casual-drug-user)

missdisneyy:

Disney + Dancing

(via casual-drug-user)

"Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply."
Stephen R. Covey (via fakeville)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via stay-honest)

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

(Source: chilepowder, via x-matilda-x)

drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

(via x-matilda-x)

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